How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !