How are tigers like sergeants …
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
What flies around your light a…
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
What did the lions say to his …
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
What do you call a lion wearin…
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
Why do you never see zebras or…
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !
What was the name of the film …
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? ‘Claws.’
