What do you call a lion wearin…
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
Why do you never see zebras or…
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !
What was the name of the film …
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? ‘Claws.’
How does a leopard change its …
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
If a four-legged animal is a q…
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !
What happened to the man who t…
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !
First Caribou: What kind of ma…
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
