First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
