What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!

What is a chameleon’s motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’