What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !