Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !