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What powerful reptile is found…

26 Dec , 2014  

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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What’s the definition of a ner…

26 Dec , 2014  

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What kind of tiles can’t you s…

26 Dec , 2014  

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

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What do headmasters and bullfr…

26 Dec , 2014  

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Did you hear the joke about th…

26 Dec , 2014  

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

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How many skunks do you need to…

26 Dec , 2014  

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

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What do you get if you cross a…

26 Dec , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

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How can you tell when a skunk …

26 Dec , 2014  

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

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How can you tell a rabbit from…

26 Dec , 2014  

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What happened to the man who t…

17 Nov , 2014  

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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First Caribou: What kind of ma…

17 Nov , 2014  

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?…

17 Nov , 2014  

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !