What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.