Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !

What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !