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A skunk family had two little …

26 Dec , 2014  

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he’d continue searching for […]

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What do reindeer say before te…

26 Dec , 2014  

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you !

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Why is a reindeer like a gossi…

26 Dec , 2014  

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !

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What powerful reptile is found…

26 Dec , 2014  

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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What’s the definition of a ner…

26 Dec , 2014  

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What kind of tiles can’t you s…

26 Dec , 2014  

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

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What do headmasters and bullfr…

26 Dec , 2014  

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Did you hear the joke about th…

26 Dec , 2014  

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

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How many skunks do you need to…

26 Dec , 2014  

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

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What do you get if you cross a…

26 Dec , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

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How can you tell when a skunk …

26 Dec , 2014  

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

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How can you tell a rabbit from…

26 Dec , 2014  

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!