What do you call a flying skunk?A smellicopter!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did one skunk say to another?And so do you!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!

What is a chameleon’s motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !