How would you get four reindeer in a car?Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a car?Take the reindeer out first
How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?They’re both brown, except the snowball.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!
