What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!

What is a chameleon’s motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.