Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
