Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

Which vampire ate the three bears’ porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.