Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.

Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.