When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.

Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Why does Dracula have no friends?Because he’s a pain in the neck.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.