Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn’t fancy the stake.

When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.

Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”