What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.
