What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Why does Dracula have no friends?Because he’s a pain in the neck.