What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!