Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? Vein-illa.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.

What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.

What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.