What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!