What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? Vein-illa.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.