If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?Because you don’t have the time.

When do clocks die?When their time is up.

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.

Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.

Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.”What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.”That is the talking clock,” the man replied.”How’s it work?” the friend asked.”Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering […]

A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.

What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.

When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.