What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. “What’s the matter?” asked Moody. “Are you in trouble?” “No!” said Crumm. “What do you want, then?” “Nothing!” “Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?” asked Moody. […]
