Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
