A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist. “Oh,” said the patient, “when […]

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring.Of course. What’s your phone number ?

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!