What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
“Your teeth are like the stars,” he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
