How do hens encourage their football teams?They egg them on!

Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!

What lights up a football stadium?A football match!

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!

Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium!

When fish play football, who is the captain?The team’s kipper!

Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!

What part of a football ground is never the same?The changing rooms!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!

Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!