A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.”I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.”What do you mean?” he asked.”Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.”You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!””Really? How’d you do that?” “I dropped the […]
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because they’re always dribbling!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
