Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It’s distracting!”Caddy: “This isn’t a watch, sir, its a compass!”
Golfer: “Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?”Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week!”
Golfer: “This golf is a funny game.”Caddy: “It’s not supposed to be.”
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.”Caddy: “It’s a long time since we started, sir.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”Caddy: “Eventually.”
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.”Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, Icouldn’t see where the ball went.””You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?””But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.”Yes, but he’s got […]
