What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !
Ref:I’m sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !
Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?So that they can pack the defence !
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
