Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?So that they can pack the defence !
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?The bored room !
Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?He was a pool shark!
