What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?”Were the crowd not behind you” asked the reporter”They were right behind me all right”, said the manager, “But I managed to shake them off at the station!”
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
