Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?”Were the crowd not behind you” asked the reporter”They were right behind me all right”, said the manager, “But I managed to shake them off at the station!”
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
