What is black and white and black and white and black and white?A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time?Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits!
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?A flat back four!
