Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought “grammar” was his father’s mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun.”The phone connection’s bad,” said the secretary. “I couldn’t catch that last word. […]
A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: “Old MacDonald had a …” The Indianan said, “Old MacDonald had a carburetor.” “Sorry,” said the MC. “That’s incorrect.” “Old MacDonald had a flat tire,” said the Kentuckian. “Wrong,” said the host. […]
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
“I gotta ‘A’ in spelling,” Tony told his father. “You dope!” he replied. “There isn’t any ‘A’ in ‘spelling’!”
“Please, ma’am! How do you spell ichael?” The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‘M’ already.”
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
