“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away […]
A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using […]
Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it?The letter L.
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
“I gotta ‘A’ in spelling,” Tony told his father. “You dope!” he replied. “There isn’t any ‘A’ in ‘spelling’!”
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.
