How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”

Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !

THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, […]

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).

Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”

Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.

Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).

How can you spell chilly with two letters?IC (icy) .

How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.

Spell electricity with three letters.NRG (energy).

Spell Indian tent with two letters.TP.