Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, […]
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
