Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien.`Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.

Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !

What is an astronomer?A night watchman with a college education.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?He blasts off:

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.