If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
