An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

What is an astronomer?A night watchman with a college education.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?He blasts off:

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.

If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.