Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, […]
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien.`Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.
