What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin’ alien.

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the […]

First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut !

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !

If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?At parking meteors !