Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?Because he wanted frozen pop !

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!