What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

What’s a snake’s favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the […]

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.