What’s the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn’t think so, you wouldn’t be able to grasp it !sna