What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn’t think so, you wouldn’t be able to grasp it !sna

Why can’t you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!