What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !