What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What’s the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

What’s a python’s favourite pop group ? Squeeze !