Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don’t asp me !
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !
