What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !

Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

What’s a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don’t asp me !

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

What’s long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !