Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: ‘Cuz there’s money in it, sir.
Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn’t take it, Miss.
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.”Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.”Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing […]
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.”Say, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.”No.””I’m the principal’s daughter.””And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.”No,” she replied.”Thank goodness!”
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
A little kid’s in school, taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, “What are you doing?” He says, “Checking my answers.”
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.
