Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But you’re reading aloud !Pupil : But I’m not listening !
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes?””Yes,” said Jackie, and she did.”Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “can you count from 10 to 20?””That depends,” said Fred, “with or without mistakes”!
Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you can’t lay eggs!
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: That’s what I say, what’s the difference`?
Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teacher: That’s not right, you’d have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, I’d have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
“Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!”
Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI can’t, I live just round the corner !
