Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !
Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !
Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.Mother: Well, at least you can add !
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don’t know your arithmetic. You don’t know my father !
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card.”What is this 45 in math?” asked her father.”I think that’s the size of the class,” she said quickly!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it can’t sit down !
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I don’t know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s goodPupil: Good ?, that’s perfect !
