Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !
Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here !
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one !
Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !
