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Teacher: Didn’t you hear me ca…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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Why was the headmaster worried…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why did the teacher wear sungl…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!

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Teacher: You aren’t paying att…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!

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Teacher: What are the Great Pl…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

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Son: I can’t go to school toda…

5 Jan , 2014  

Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don’t feel wellTeacher: Where don’t you feel well?Son: In school!

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Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Sm…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad won’t like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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I failed every subject except …

5 Jan , 2014  

I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn’t take algebra!

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Teacher: Are you good at math?…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!

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Teacher: Why is the Mississipp…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!

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Teacher: You’re new here aren’…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has …

5 Jan , 2014  

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!