Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!
Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don’t feel wellTeacher: Where don’t you feel well?Son: In school!
Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad won’t like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn’t take algebra!
Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!
Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!