Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you?Pupil: Not very much!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
