An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday!
Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
