Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldn’t control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!
Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!
Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!
