An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. […]
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldn’t control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!
