Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. […]
I’m not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
