Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I’m a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don’t want.
“No, no, no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine,” said the salesman, “I’m selling spectacles.”
A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager.The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his samples by freight and search his […]
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman’s home in a rural area.”This machine is the best ever” he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor.The woman says she’s really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, “If this machine doesn’t remove […]
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out.Well,” the man began, “I did what you […]
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing […]
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.”At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears […]
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.”The hardware manager says, “Maybe if we turned the car off and […]
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.”I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well — only double.”The salesman thought about this for a while. […]
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?”Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”
