The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on […]
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”The bartender pauses […]
