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The headwaiter of an elegant r…

5 Jan , 2014  

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on […]

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Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hell…

5 Jan , 2014  

Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

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Once a man went to a resturant…

5 Jan , 2014  

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”

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At which fast food restaurant …

5 Jan , 2014  

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!

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Patron 1: I eat at a different…

5 Jan , 2014  

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.

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Eulus stood in front of the ta…

5 Jan , 2014  

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”

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I went to a restaurant that se…

5 Jan , 2014  

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Have you ever seen a man-eatin…

5 Jan , 2014  

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

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Girl: How much is a soft drink…

5 Jan , 2014  

Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.

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What does a Chinese restaurant…

5 Jan , 2014  

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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How many cafeteria staff does …

5 Jan , 2014  

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”

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How many McDonald’s counter gi…

5 Jan , 2014  

How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.