Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied toher head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I […]
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says “Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus […]
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I really want a car.’Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.’God,’ he prayed again, ‘I really NEED a car.’Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents’ bedroom, and […]
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,” he said, ” I’m afraid I’ll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.””Really, Father?” slurred Paddy. “What have you done?”
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!”The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his […]
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing ona large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopheraccidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiffstepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed itand walked back to the boat. The next day […]
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, “So how high can you advance in your organization?”The Priest says “If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.””Well, could you get any higher than that?” asks the Rabbi.”I suppose that if my works are […]
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.”A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policemanchecks the crowd—-no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.”A PRIEST, PLEASE!” the dying […]
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness? – He refused becuase he hadn’t seen the accident.
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up inhis book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and lookedit up in his book also. “Now, if you will come […]
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said […]
