A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.Without missing a beat, […]
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: ‘Judas departed and went and hanged himself.’ Examiner: Well, that’s a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: ‘Go thou and do likewise.’
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I’m waiting for the film to come round.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.
Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam – because he was the first in the human race.
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help the church.”The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, “I gladdened seven hearts today.” “Seven hearts?” asks the friend. “How did you do that?” The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, “I performed three marriages.” The friend looks at him quizically.”Seven?” he asks. “I could understand six, but…” “What […]
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said,”What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”?The bishop said,”Did you try “aunt”?The Pope said,”Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?”
