Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: “We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.”
