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Q. Which servant of Jehovah wa…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

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Q. Which area of Palestine was…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Q. What kind of man was Boaz b…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?A. Ruth-less.

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Q. How do we know that Job wen…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

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Q. Where is the first tennis m…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: “We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.”

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Q. Who was the greatest comedi…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. Where is the first baseball…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Q. How did Adam and Eve feel w…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.