What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.