Rabbit jokes
5 Jan , 2014
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?Wheelburrows!
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?A yeaster bunny!
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.