What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?Hop rods.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home?A search warren!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.