When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”

What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.

What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?Hop rods.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home?A search warren!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.