Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?In a pellet court!