Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?In a pellet court!