What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?A: There is writing on the White-out.
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!” One of the other boys […]
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?A: No fee–If No Recovery!
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?A: His heart stops bleeding.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life?A: Grade six.
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?A: He’s the stiff one.
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called?A: The whine cellar.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you?A: They get elected.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?A: Coffee.
