Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are […]
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. “Well it’s not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of…(blah blah waffle)”
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two – one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.
Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?
Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me yourmoney”, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey, watch it – I’m a UnitedStates Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”
If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I […]
