How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn’t read it.
How many cops does it take to change light bulb?Just one, but he is never around when you need him.Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say “Show’s over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along.”
Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.”Man: “What’s the charge?”Polceman: “Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service.
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, […]
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.” Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on! Sister: Oh! Silly […]
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?- ???- Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.
On a narrow mountain’s road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain.After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again.- […]
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’He ignored me and continued writing the […]
